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迷迷糊糊

有位老兄帶著妻子及岳父開車經過舊金山的金門橋。剛開過橋,就被站在路邊的警察及舊金山市長攔住。

警察滿臉笑容地對他說:你是自從金門橋建成後第5,000,000,000,000,000個開車過橋的人,市長先生將發給你五千美金作紀念。

那老兄聽后高興得合不籠嘴。警察問他,你拿了這五千塊錢將幹什么??那位老兄忙說:我正窮得連開車執照都辦不起,所以第一件事就是趕快去辦個執照。

他的妻子在一旁聽得直急眼,趕快搶白跟警察說:別聽他瞎說,他一喝醉了酒就胡說八道!一直在車里迷迷糊糊打瞌睡的老岳父這時醒來,看見那警察,氣得直嚷起來:你看你看,我早就跟你們說過,這偷來的車就開不遠!

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2007-11-09T07:37:28+0000


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