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好笑的象棋擺局

有天,女孩喝醉了,男孩送女孩回家,開了門,發現情況不對,女孩從家裡翻出象棋擺好局,男孩5秒內看懂了,摔門而出,為什麼?

(男孩是紅棋,紅走下一步!)

女:「你想打炮,我媽在家,你沒事,我有事。硬要想打炮,媽還在,將必死,所以你率先走吧!」

男:「哎,要是你媽不在,我想打炮,你將爽死了。」

女:「嗯,要是我媽不在,你想打炮,我將爽死你。」

男:「我率先出去,等你媽走了,我再想打炮,你將上,我保你爽死!」。

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2012-02-01T06:24:00+0000


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